The feel of the pole between my thighs
Is rather a pleasant surprise
It doesn’t feel daft
Sliding around on the shaft
You can tell by the look in my eyes.
My customers, I just aim to please
As I twirl and perform a striptease
I am truly delighted
To get you excited
Your desires I long to appease
To make me feel like a star
Stuff a wad of cash in my bra
Have a grope of my nips
As you leave me some tips
And buy me a drink at the bar!
poem by Judy E Martin
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Judy and I have had such fun again this week, I am loving how we seem to egg each other on and inspire one another – we are both prone to large doses of nudge-nudge, wink-wink humour – hope you enjoy this week’s combined silliness.
If you enjoy Judy’s poetry as much as I do – you are in luck, she has put a selection of her poetry in a book: Rhymes of the Times : a lighthearted look at life through rhyme.
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You rascals
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Ha!Ha! 😀
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Oh. My. Goodness. 😂
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Ooops! did we shock you Kathy! Ha!Ha! 😀
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After last week, I was prepared!😳 Such sauciness!!😉
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Teee heeee!
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What could be better than a silly Saturday? A saucy, silly Saturday! I had to call my husband in to see your creation, and he laughed as soon as he saw it. Like the verse, too.
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Oh! That’s so good to know Laurie – hope you got all three verses – I left of the last one (the best bit!) earlier – very silly me! 😉
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I got ’em all!
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Great! 😉
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I’ve got no internet but managed to post Maggie via my phone so she is doing her thing on my blog too now. This is such great fun Daffy and I am so glad people are enjoying it 😁
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Gosh – how frustrating for you. Glad Maggie found her way through. It’s great isn’t it! 🙂
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Yes, I an glad she got here too, although I haven’t checked the post yet! Jut got back online!! 🙂
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Eddie – I can’t believe I left off the last verse earlier – the punch line. the best bit!!! How did that happen – sorry – all rectified now though!
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HAHA! No problem, Daffy! 🙂
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This just cracks me up–her eyes say it all!
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Excellent! Thank you Kerry – good to have a bit of fun every Saturday.
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There is definitely a book in the making here. Very entertaining. You ladies make a great team.
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Wow! Thank you Lisa. I’m hoping Maggie will be taking us on some more adventures in the near future.
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What a fun thing to wake up to this morning! Very creative, you must have quite a stash of shapes to use.
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So glad our Maggie gave you a fun start to the day Deb. I don’t have a huge stash of shells, I just keep reusing the same ones in different combinations.
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She looks as if she’s been on the sauce this week!
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I think you might be right!
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I can hear the plinking of her shells as she swirls and twirls through the air 😄
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Ha!Ha! Wonderful!!!!! Thank you Alastair, that’s brilliant. 🙂 🙂
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Oh what fun! The expression that you achieve with simple shells is wonderful 😄
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Thank you, I never quite know where these shells will lead me.
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