Saucy Silly Saturday

shell art, shell people, humour

The feel of the pole between my thighs

Is rather a pleasant surprise

It doesn’t feel daft

Sliding around on the shaft

You can tell by the look in my eyes.

 

My customers, I just aim to please

As I twirl and perform a striptease

I am truly delighted

To get you excited

Your desires I long to appease

 

To make me feel like a star

Stuff a wad of cash in my bra

Have a grope of my nips

As you leave me some tips

And buy me a drink at the bar!

 

poem  by Judy E Martin

of Edwina’s Episodes

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Judy and I have had such fun again this week, I am loving how we seem to egg each other on and inspire one another – we are both prone to large doses of nudge-nudge, wink-wink humour – hope you enjoy this week’s combined silliness.

If you enjoy Judy’s poetry as much as I do – you are in luck, she has put a selection of her poetry in a book: Rhymes of the Times : a lighthearted look at life through rhyme.

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Related Posts:

Silly Saturday: Introducing Maggie the Pole Dancer

Silly Senorita Saturday: Ole!

Silly Saturday: with flowers and seeds

29 responses to “Saucy Silly Saturday

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  3. Oh. My. Goodness. 😂

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  4. Laurie Graves

    What could be better than a silly Saturday? A saucy, silly Saturday! I had to call my husband in to see your creation, and he laughed as soon as he saw it. Like the verse, too.

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  5. I’ve got no internet but managed to post Maggie via my phone so she is doing her thing on my blog too now. This is such great fun Daffy and I am so glad people are enjoying it 😁

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  6. This just cracks me up–her eyes say it all!

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  7. There is definitely a book in the making here. Very entertaining. You ladies make a great team.

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  8. What a fun thing to wake up to this morning! Very creative, you must have quite a stash of shapes to use.

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  9. She looks as if she’s been on the sauce this week!

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  10. I can hear the plinking of her shells as she swirls and twirls through the air 😄

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  11. Oh what fun! The expression that you achieve with simple shells is wonderful 😄

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