Strictly Maggie


shell art, humour, silly saturday

Maggie’s was looking her best

Kitted out in her fanciest dress

She practiced her prancing

For Strictly Come Dancing

The Shells were very impressed!


She really got in the groove

Performing the American Smooth

Her waltz was divine

And foxtrot sublime

Maggie knew how to move!


There will be no more tits and arse

Maggie was a woman of class

Her lap dancing days

Though an interesting phase

Was now a thing of the past!


poem by Judy E Martin

shell art Sandra Dorey


Judy and I have joined forces to celebrate the Strictly Come Dancing final with Maggie for today’s Silly Saturday.

Pop across to Judy’s blog to read her cheeky Christmas Limericks.


27 responses to “Strictly Maggie

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  2. Hi, I want some of whatever she is on.

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  3. Maggie is giving Ginger Rogers a run for her money!

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  4. How wonderful – really smiled at this combination today! 🙂

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  5. Murtagh's Meadow


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  6. Only an hour to go!

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  7. Laurie Graves

    Maggie looks magnificent!

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  8. Lisa at Greenbow


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  9. Haha that’s good, love the poem and Maggie is looking beautiful in her finery.

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  10. Maggie is looking good this morning for the final, Daffy! 🙂

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  11. My favourite limerick to date – hilarious! And it matches the slightly boss-eyed look on Maggie’s face. Brilliant!

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