Maggie’s was looking her best
Kitted out in her fanciest dress
She practiced her prancing
For Strictly Come Dancing
The Shells were very impressed!
She really got in the groove
Performing the American Smooth
Her waltz was divine
And foxtrot sublime
Maggie knew how to move!
There will be no more tits and arse
Maggie was a woman of class
Her lap dancing days
Though an interesting phase
Was now a thing of the past!
poem by Judy E Martin
shell art Sandra Dorey
Judy and I have joined forces to celebrate the Strictly Come Dancing final with Maggie for today’s Silly Saturday.
Pop across to Judy’s blog to read her cheeky Christmas Limericks.
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Bonkers
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Ha!Ha! Definitely Dorris! 😉
(sorry for late reply – your comment went into Spam – equally bonkers!)
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Hi, I want some of whatever she is on.
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Ha!Ha! Must be the Ocean Ozone!
(late reply because your comment ended up in Spam – sorry about that – Silly WordPress!)
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Maggie is giving Ginger Rogers a run for her money!
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Ha Ha!!! Brilliant!
Thanks Kathy.
(Sorry my reply is so late but your comment ended up in Spam – very Silly indeed!)
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How wonderful – really smiled at this combination today! 🙂
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Thank you. 🙂 🙂
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Brilliant!
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Thank you! Maggie is definitely giving you a twirl! 😉
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Only an hour to go!
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Yes! Phew! What a wonderful Final!!! Did you enjoy it?
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I did. I would have been happy for any of the finalists to win.
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I felt exactly the same. (sorry this reply is so late but for some reason it went into Spam -???)
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Maggie looks magnificent!
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She is trying her best to impress! 😉
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Magical.
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Magical Maggs! 🙂
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Haha that’s good, love the poem and Maggie is looking beautiful in her finery.
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She is definitely upping her game this week!
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Maggie is looking good this morning for the final, Daffy! 🙂
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Limbering up nicely Eddie! ❤ 😉
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My favourite limerick to date – hilarious! And it matches the slightly boss-eyed look on Maggie’s face. Brilliant!
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HaHa! Thank you Sheila – we had fun with this one – Judy excelled herself didn’t she!
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Definitely – I nearly choked on my coffee when I got to ‘tits and arse’!
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Haaaaaaa!Ha! The highest accolade! Our work is done!!! 😉
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