Maggie rummaged through the ball gown rails in her local charity shops and found this little number – a bit of upcycling and she was off …
A Panto was coming to town
Maggie donned her best gown
She was going for an audition
For the Cinderella position
And didn’t want to let herself down.
The producers were very impressed
And thought that she was the best
Her smile so disarming
She won over Prince Charming
And outshone all of the rest.
Maggie’s career had come very far
From her lap dancing days in the bar
How she loved being on stage
But missed the large wage
She could get from the cash in her bra!
poem by Judy E. Martin
shell picture by Sandra Dorey
Here we are again with another Silly Saturday.
Judy is writing a series of Christmas Limericks at the moment – just right to read out as an antidote to all those cracker jokes.
Have a wonderful time, whatever you get up to.