Maggie’s was looking her best
Kitted out in her fanciest dress
She practiced her prancing
For Strictly Come Dancing
The Shells were very impressed!
She really got in the groove
Performing the American Smooth
Her waltz was divine
And foxtrot sublime
Maggie knew how to move!
There will be no more tits and arse
Maggie was a woman of class
Her lap dancing days
Though an interesting phase
Was now a thing of the past!
poem by Judy E Martin
shell art Sandra Dorey
Judy and I have joined forces to celebrate the Strictly Come Dancing final with Maggie for today’s Silly Saturday.
Pop across to Judy’s blog to read her cheeky Christmas Limericks.
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