When it comes to tending the garden
It is purely a matter of taste
Preening and pruning the foliage
Will stop you from feeling disgraced!
~
With a bit of trimming and strimming
You can create a real work of art
Perhaps a Bermuda triangle
Or maybe a cutesy love heart?
~
Feeling a little more daring?
How about a smart landing strip?
Or maybe just take the lot off
So, your pubes won’t get caught in your zip?
~
Something a little more special
Like a blingy, sparkly vajazzle
That’s sure to tart up the topiary
And give it that old razzle-dazzle!
~
However, you keep the lawn tidy
You mustn’t leave it too late
Don’t let it get too unruly
Or no one will enter the gate!
~
poem by Judy Martin
art in the garden by Sandra Dorey
Here we are again with a very Silly Saturday!
We had such a giggle with this one – I send Judy a photo of what I have created and hope it makes her smile – she sends me back her poem and it makes me laugh out loud.
Do pop over to Judy’s blog to enjoy more laughs and a wry look at life.
Another art piece inspired by Amy Gear, an artist born and working in Shetland.
This a link to Amy’s piece that inspired me – on Instagram
Loved this, Sandra. The creative duo! ❤
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So glad to know you enjoy our silliness Olga. ❤ 🙂 ❤
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Hee hee! 🙂
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HaHaHa!!! Thanks for joining in the fun! 😉
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Oh, Judy’s poem is the best yet – absolutely hilarious!! Of course, it’s your imaginative artwork that inspires such brilliance, though. Please keep them coming – your collaborations make my day!
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Well! ❤ That cheered me up no end! 😀
Thank you Sheila! So pleased to know how much you enjoy our Silly Saturdays!
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This is a brilliant poem (and of course your art complements it perfectly) 😂😂 I’ll be chuckling all day now.
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Isn’t Judy clever! So glad it has given you a chuckly day! ❤
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It is your artwork that inspires my poems, Sandra! We are a great team! 🙂 xx
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Win Win!!!! ❤
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It made me Smile!
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Excellent! That is what Judy and I hope for. 😀
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VERY dangerous!😂
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Yep! Hahaha!!! Thank you for being brave enough to comment Kathy. Judy and i seem to have rendered many speechless!!! ❤
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You two are dangerous together! 😀
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are not wrong!
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