Lady Garden

moss, stone, humour, naughty

When it comes to tending the garden

It is purely a matter of taste

Preening and pruning the foliage

Will stop you from  feeling disgraced!


With a bit of trimming and strimming

You can create a real work of art

Perhaps a Bermuda triangle

Or maybe a cutesy love heart?


Feeling a little more daring?

How about a smart landing strip?

Or maybe just take the lot off

So, your pubes won’t get caught in your zip?


Something a little more special

Like a blingy, sparkly vajazzle

That’s sure to tart up the topiary

And give it that old razzle-dazzle!


However, you keep the lawn tidy

You mustn’t leave it too late

Don’t let it get too unruly

Or no one will enter the gate!


poem by Judy Martin

art in the garden by Sandra Dorey


Here we are again with a very Silly Saturday!

We had such a giggle with this one – I send Judy a photo of what I have created and hope it makes her smile – she sends me back her poem and it makes me laugh out loud.

Do pop over to Judy’s blog to enjoy more laughs and a wry look at life.

Another art piece inspired by Amy Gear, an artist born and working in Shetland.

This a link to Amy’s piece that inspired me – on Instagram


16 responses to “Lady Garden

  1. Loved this, Sandra. The creative duo! ❤

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  2. Hee hee! 🙂

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  3. Oh, Judy’s poem is the best yet – absolutely hilarious!! Of course, it’s your imaginative artwork that inspires such brilliance, though. Please keep them coming – your collaborations make my day!

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  4. This is a brilliant poem (and of course your art complements it perfectly) 😂😂 I’ll be chuckling all day now.

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  5. Murtagh's Meadow

    It made me Smile!

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  6. VERY dangerous!😂

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  7. You two are dangerous together! 😀

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