Lady Garden

moss, stone, humour, naughty

When it comes to tending the garden

It is purely a matter of taste

Preening and pruning the foliage

Will stop you from  feeling disgraced!

~

With a bit of trimming and strimming

You can create a real work of art

Perhaps a Bermuda triangle

Or maybe a cutesy love heart?

~

Feeling a little more daring?

How about a smart landing strip?

Or maybe just take the lot off

So, your pubes won’t get caught in your zip?

~

Something a little more special

Like a blingy, sparkly vajazzle

That’s sure to tart up the topiary

And give it that old razzle-dazzle!

~

However, you keep the lawn tidy

You mustn’t leave it too late

Don’t let it get too unruly

Or no one will enter the gate!

~

poem by Judy Martin

art in the garden by Sandra Dorey

 

Here we are again with a very Silly Saturday!

We had such a giggle with this one – I send Judy a photo of what I have created and hope it makes her smile – she sends me back her poem and it makes me laugh out loud.

Do pop over to Judy’s blog to enjoy more laughs and a wry look at life.

Another art piece inspired by Amy Gear, an artist born and working in Shetland.

This a link to Amy’s piece that inspired me – on Instagram

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16 responses to “Lady Garden

  1. Loved this, Sandra. The creative duo! ❤

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  2. Oh, Judy’s poem is the best yet – absolutely hilarious!! Of course, it’s your imaginative artwork that inspires such brilliance, though. Please keep them coming – your collaborations make my day!

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  3. This is a brilliant poem (and of course your art complements it perfectly) 😂😂 I’ll be chuckling all day now.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Murtagh's Meadow

    It made me Smile!

    Liked by 2 people

  5. You two are dangerous together! 😀

    Liked by 2 people

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